Hey girl, Mittens has your back.
Need a job?
In the economy I’m going to bring to play, we’re going to have employers that are going to be so anxious to get good workers they’re going to be anxious to hire women.
Man, this economy is going to be so poppin’ that employers will be falling all over themselves to hire ladies. We’re a damn good deal and I’m sure Mittens will keep it that way.
Need some birth control?
I don’t believe that bureaucrats in Washington should tell someone whether they can use contraceptives or not. And I don’t believe employers should tell someone whether they could have contraceptive care of not. Every woman in America should have access to contraceptives.
That’s right. Nobody can tell no one nothing. Yes, you can’t not have no access to your pills!
But best of all, Mittens has a big pension.
It’s really really big. Obama even admitted it:
I don’t look at my pension. It’s not as big as yours so it doesn’t take as long.
I think I’ve finally decided who I’m voting for. What about you?